12 April 2005

Let's See . . . I need Tampons and a Date!

Life all of a sudden makes sense. No longer is there a need to join a singles ministry in order to meet a God-fearing man! Gone are the days of clubbing to meet a cute guy interested in some fun! Say goodbye to awkward first meetings after internet sparks have flown! Wal-Mart to the rescue of single women everywhere! Just pop a red bow on your cart and cruise the aisles for toothpaste, a shower curtain and a husband!

And if you want even more really great options (in addition to groceries) 24 hours a day, try Super Wally World!

Read here to find out more: http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/


Gwynefere said...

Oh my gosh that is hilarious! I'd love to do that and fill up my basket with "feminie hygiene products". Tampons, the biggest pads I can find, KY, yeast infection meds, and maybe dental floss, just to throw him off. Hah!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! I cannot wait to get back to the USA, and find myself a "Wal-Mart" man. What a love story for the books.
"Where did you two meet?"
"Oh, it was a Friday night at Wally World Nashville, TN. He saw my red bow and thought it was worth a go."